> From Anuradha.Moudgal@Eng Wed Aug 10 10:38 PDT 1994
> Date: Wed, 10 Aug 94 10:34:36 PDT
> From: Anuradha.Moudgal@Eng (Anuradha Moudgal)
> To: childcare@Sun.COM
> Subject: humorous and interesting !!
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> Kids say the darndest things.  Some grade school teachers must
> agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their
> students have written in papers.  Here are a few examples:

  -  The future of "I give" is "I take."
  -  The parts of speech are lungs and air.
  -  The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosqitoes.
  -  A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing
     the population.
  -  Water is composed of two gins.  Oxygin and hydrogin.  Oxygin
     is pure gin.  Hydrogin is gin and water.
  -  (Define H2O and CO2.)  H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
  -  A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never
     set foot.
  -  The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
  -  A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then
     forcing it through an aviator.
  -  Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
  -  The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 oppossums.
  -  The spinal column is a long bunch of bones.  The head sits on
     the top and you sit on the bottom.
  -  We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we
     get our silk from rayon.  He is a larger worm and gives more
     silk.
  -  One of the main casues of dust is janitors.
  -  A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all
     duly constipated authorities.
  -  One by-product of raising cattle is calves.
  -  To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose
     until it drips into the throat.
  -  The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
  -  The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
  -  Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply
     religious feelings.
  -  The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular
     at the top and plural at the bottom.
  -  Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
  -  The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg
     and up the other.
  -  In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.
  -  Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
  -  In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to
     Utah.
  -  A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often
     in the winter.




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